David suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
David awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
Nun: 'Do you have health insurance?'
David: (in a raspy voice) 'No health insurance.'
Nun: 'Do you have money in the bank?'
David: 'No money in the bank.'
Nun: 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
David: 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
Nun: (becomes agitated and announced loudly) 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
David: 'Then please send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
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