A woman who walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
Pharma: What do you want it for?
Lady: "I want to kill my husband"
Pharma: "Sorry, I can't do that."
Lady then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
Pharma: "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription..."
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