Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Once Upon a Time in Slough ...

At the end of a tiny deserted Curry House in downtown Slough, UK, sat a huge Pakistani Man. He was having a Kebab, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big Pakistani Man. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this, the massive Pakistani Man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the manager quickly brought over another Kebab to the Pakistani Man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?
"I don't know," the Pakistani Man replied. "Something about a job"

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