All Men ...

All Men Are Not Fools... Some Are Exbians

Cheka Kwa Furaha !

At Mathare mental hospital, Nairobi (Kenya)
At Mathare Mental Hospital, a nurse making rounds walks into a room and sees a patient acting as if he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now... I'm driving to Mombasa!"The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
In the evening the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Mombasa and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip.
"The nurse walks across the ward, and finds Joseph sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With shock she asks, "Joseph what are you doing!
"To which Joseph replies, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife - he's in Mombasa!

DIY~Double Pleasure

When Inflation Hit this Lady.
She decided to go DIY.

If .... Women Ruled

Pet Hypermarket

A Man's Life ~ Before & After Marriage

Creche ~ Pub

This has to be a Good, Cheeky Chalk Board, If I have ever seen one !!!

~ Husband Creche ~

Is he getting Under your Feet ? ?

Why NOT leave him Here while you Shop !!!

Free Creche, Just Pay for his Drinks!

Dot to Dot-I

American~Economic Stimulus Payment

"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up."

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .

If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Kenya, Mexico , Honduras , Guatemala and Chile.

If you buy a car it will go to Japan .

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America!
You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Proof: Gay Bar

It's often asked, how does one know, if they are in a Gay Bar.

At long last! After a long search, we found this Bar.

Proof as enclosed.

Source of HiV

At last! It's Confirmed AiDs came of Africa. But the Big Question remains ... Who brought it over?
Was it Tarzan or Jane?

Joke

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top O the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'
They then parted ways.
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?'
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'

Raira

Worldwide Dicks

Never Play Golf with your Wife

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
I don't remember much after that"...

Prescription @ Pharmacy

A woman who walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
Pharma: What do you want it for?
Lady: "I want to kill my husband"
Pharma: "Sorry, I can't do that."
Lady then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
Pharma: "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription..."

Security in East Africa

You will always see "Signs" on people house gates "Umbwa Kali" ~ Beware of Dog
Well... This is the Best One so Far .... !!!

Politicians ...

Politicians ..... What I think of Them !!!

Dickheads ... Dickheads ... Dickheads ... !!!

Fast Lane

From Here On It's Life In The Fast Lane ...

Indian Student in USA

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
Teacher: 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
Chandra: 'Patrick Henry, 1775'.
Teacher: 'Very good!'
Teacher: Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' (Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.)
Chandra: 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
Teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians,'
Teacher: 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
Chandra: 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks
Teacher: 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Chandra: 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandra: (jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher) 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandra: (frantically yells at the top of his voice) ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're fucked!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007.'