God: "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam: "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?"
God: "Go down into that valley."
Adam: "What's a valley?"
God: (Having explained it to him) "Cross the river."
Adam: "What's a river?"
God: (Having explained it to him) "Go over to the hill...."
Adam: "What is a hill?"
God: (Having explained it to him) "On The other side of the hill you will find a Cave."
Adam: "What's a cave?"
God: (Having explained it to him) "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam: "What's a woman?"
God: (Again, Having explained it to him) "I want you to procreate."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God: ("Geez..... Onced Again explained it to him all about the Bees and the Birds in details.").
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
About five minutes later Adam was back with that confused look again.
God, his patience wearing thin, angrily asked: "What is it now?"
Adam: "What's a headache?" …
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