Sucker's Game

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar, discussing their Careers.
Tiger: 'How's the singing career going?'
Stevie: 'Not too bad. How's the golf?'
Tiger: 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now.'
Stevie: 'I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.'
Tiger: (Shocked) 'You play GOLF?'
Stevie: 'Yes, I've been playing for years'.
Tiger: 'But - you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?'
Stevie: (Explains) 'Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.'
Tiger: 'But, how do you putt?'
Stevie: 'Well, I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.'
Tiger: 'What's your handicap?'
Stevie: 'Well, other than Blindness, actually, I'm a scratch golfer.'
Tiger: Incredulous, 'We've got to play a round sometime.'
Stevie: 'Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. That a problem?'
Tiger: (Thinks about it) ' I can afford that, OK, I'm game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?'
Stevie: 'Pick a night... any night'