Larry gets home late one night.
Wife: 'Where in the hell have you been'?
Larry: 'I was out getting a Tattoo'.
Wife: A tattoo? 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
Larry: (Proudly) I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis.'
Wife: 'What the hell were you thinking'? (shaking her head in disdain.) 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on his privates?'
Larry: 'Well,
1: I like to watch my money grow.
2: Once in a while I like to play with my money.
3: I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want'.
Larry is recovering in hospital ward 23.
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