Burkha Lady and the Soldiers

A Pakistani soldier ran up to a Lady in Burkha.
Pak Soldier: (Out of breath) 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
Burkha Lady: Ok…. Quickly!

A moment later two Military Police from IRAQ ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

Burkha Lady: 'He went that way.'

After the Military people ran off!!!
The Pakistani soldier crawled out from under her Burkha
Pak Soldier: 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq..'

Burkha Lady: 'I understand completely.'
Pak Soldier: 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

Burkha Lady: 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls as well.... I don't want to go to Iraq either!!!

Burkha = A Complete Veil worn by Muslim Women