A Chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne...
Lady: (Perks up) 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne, too!'
Farmer: 'What a coincidence,' 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
Lady: 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!'
Farmer: 'What a coincidence!'
As they clinked glasses ...
Farmer: 'What are you celebrating?'
Lady: 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologists told me that I am pregnant!'
Farmer: 'What a coincidence, I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
Lady: 'That's great! How did your chickens become fertile?'
Farmer: 'I used a different cock,'
Lady: (smiled) 'What a coincidence.'
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