John went to see his friend doctor's surgery to get a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
John: Why not?
Dr: Because it's not safe.
John: But I need it really bad.
Dr: Well, why do you need it so badly?
John: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
Dr: (finally relented) Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday, John dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
Dr: (Concerned) What happened to you?
John: No one showed up.
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