Monday, January 10, 2011

Mental Institution ...

During a visit to a mental institution the visitor asked the Director:
Visitor: How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?
Director: 'Well, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.
Visitor: 'Oh, I understand, A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
Director: No! A normal person would pull the plug'.
Director: (asked the visitor) Do you want a bed near the window?

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