Complicated Luo's

Maxwell Otieno Mak'osewe grew up in Nairobi. He went to law school in London After his studies he decided to go back to Nairobi, because he could be a big man in there .There he opened his new law office.The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, Otieno pretended to be on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat. Otieno said into the phone: 'No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in New York that am not travelling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks......Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week....Ofcourse I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support...That is okay with me..... And remember to give the State Prosecutor my regards, thanks... You are welcomed to call again Mr.'
The visitor sat patiently as Otieno rattled instructions. Finally, Otieno put down the telephone and said: 'I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. So, what can I do for you?'
The man took a deep breath and said: 'I'm from Telkom and I've come to connect your phone.'

Jaluo Jeuri!