Nurse: "Of course I won't laugh," "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
Jim: "Okay then," and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'Man Thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Nurse: (Unable to control herself,) giggled and then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
Nurse: "I am so sorry," "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
Nurse: Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
Jim: "It's swollen."
The Nurse, just ran out of the room!!!
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