A Kenyan goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because, he can't place where he knows her from.
Kenyan: Sorry! I dont seem to remember where I know you from?
Lady: 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.
Kenyan: (Shocked!) 'Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife... and says, Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your sexy partner whipped my butt with wet Celery?
Lady: 'Smiled ... She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.
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