Midwife & a Young Lady

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
Lady: "I'm afraid I don't have a husband."
Midwife: "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?"
Lady: "No, no boyfriend either."
Midwife: "Do you have a partner then?"
Lady: "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
Midwife: "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
Lady: "Well, I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a Job as a Porno Star. The lead man was black."
Midwife: "Oh, I'm very sorry, that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
Lady: "Well yes, you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
Midwife: "Oh, I'm sorry, that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes too."
Girl: "Well yes, I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank fuck for that !"
Midwife: "What do you mean?" (shocked.)
Girl: (extremely relieved) "Well, I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark!"